What movies have not aged well?
12.06.2025 03:11

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Moonraker
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Octopussy
From Russia With Love
Live and Let Die
Goldfinger
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-All the bad guys are black.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
The Man with the Golden Gun
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-J W Pepper
You Only Live Twice
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-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
A View to a Kill
Dr No
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”Ah so!”
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.